Hancock, Zohan and the Hulk

Posted: 6th July 2008 by Luc "Sandman" G. in Movies

Over the last week I’ve managed to catch 3 new movie releases. Gotta love the drive-in, where you get to see 2 new movies for the price of one! 🙂 So here are 3 quick movie reviews of the flicks that I’ve seen.

John Hancock (Will Smith) is a drunk, self centered hobo living on the streets of L.A. There’s a catch. He’s also a superhero. He can fly, is invulnerable and has super strength. When coming into a situation to save the day, he often causes more damage and more problems than is necessary. Due to this, he’s very much disliked by the citizens of L.A. to the point of being the target of hundreds of civil lawsuits and dozens of warrants for his arrest. One day he saves the life of a down and out PR man (Ray Embrey played by Jason Bateman). After spending supper with Embrey and is family, Ray pitches an idea to Hancock; what he needs is a PR person to boost his popularity. Embrey hatches a surefire plan: Hancock should turn himself in to the police, serve some jail time and sober up. Embrey expects both the public and the police to be more accepting of Hancock once they realize Hancock isn’t around to save the day. And just on cue, the crime rate jumps through the roof and the chief of police releases the reformed Hancock to help with a bank robbery/hostage situation.

I found Hancock to be an enjoyable summer movie. Smith, Bateman and Charlize Theron all play their characters very well. Smith and Bateman have a great rapport on screen that leads to quite a few laughs. The action sequences are up there in terms of superhero movies. The last 30 minutes or so take a sharp left turn but it doesn’t completely ruin the movie. I can understand why some people are paning the flick because of the last act, but I was able to look past it and look at the movie as a whole.  I would recommend that you see the movie, preferably on the big screen just for the fight between Hancock and … well, I can’t say it without spoiling part of the movie.

I give Hancock 7 out of 10. 7stars

Adam Sandler returns to the silver screen as Zohan, an Israeli counter-terrorist agent who yearns to move to America to cut and style hair. Tired of the constant fighting between the Palestinians and Israelites, Zohan fakes his own death and makes his way to the U.S. where he eventually lands a job as a hair stylist in a Palestinian hair studio.

I love Adam Sandler movies, but I have to admit this isn’t one of his better flicks. It isn’t bad, but its not great either. It does have its funny moments and the film does try to push a message of loving your fellow man and of understanding (in an Adam Sandler comedy type of way). I just felt that the truly funny bits were few and far between and that most bits just made me slightly chuckle. I was also surprised that Zohan didn’t receive the flack that it did in regards to stereotypes. I found some of the stuff portrayed to be far worse than anything found in Mike Myers’ Love Guru.

All in all, I think this movie would make a good rental, but don’t waste 10$+ to catch it in theaters. I give You Don’t Mess With the Zohan a 6 out of 10.

6stars

Earlier this week I had a day off from work and I finally got around to catching the Incredible Hulk. In this version of the movie, David Banner as escaped the US Army and made his way to South America where he tries various meditation and anger management techniques to keep the green monster at bay. Banner is also trying to find a cure for his gamma-ray produced powers with the help of a mysterious Dr.Blue, with whom he only communicates via encrypted messages over the Internet. It doesn’t take long for the US Army to find Banner, but he escapes once again. This time, he decides to go back to the States to once and for all find the cure for his condition. The Army however has no interest in curing Banner. They want to find out what turns him into the Hulk so that they can create their own army of super soldiers.

Unlike Ang Lee’s Hulk movie of a few years ago, this version packs a lot more action and less psychological drama. Though I kinda liked the first Hulk movie, I did think it was one of the weaker Marvel based movies. This iteration is more of what one would expect from the Hulk. Norton is more believable in the roll of David Banner, a man who should be the complete opposite of the green monster; intelligent but physically unimposing. He brings much more believable humanity to Banner than Bana did. This is another movie that should be seen on the big screen.

I give Indredible Hulk 8 out of 10 stars. 8stars

Paris Pickpockets

Posted: 3rd July 2008 by Luc "Sandman" G. in Life

Pickpockets can be found in every country on the globe and they can ruin a vacation. There are steps you can take to limit the chances of falling victim to pickpocketing. This article will shed some light on ways to protect yourself,  your money and your belongings, to help ensure that they remain in your possession instead of falling into the hands of thieves. I will also cover some of  the various scams used by pickpockets to try and steal your belongings.

Before heading on my Paris honeymoon I read up on how to best protect yourself against pickpockets in Paris. Though every tourist destination has its share of pickpockets, the crime of pickpocketing is rampant in the city of lights. It is such a big problem that tourist attractions like the Eiffel Tower and the Notre-Dame cathedral have signs warning you about pickpocketing. I am pretty sure that its due to my diligence that we didn’t fall victim to their scams.

Though the violent crime rate in Europe is very low, pickpocketing is increasing at an alarm rate. Police in general do what they can to curb the problem, but the issue lies with the justice system. Most times pickpockets will target tourists. In order for a pickpocket to be successfully prosecuted, the victim of the crime has to appear in court. Since most tourists only stay in a country for a few days or a few weeks, trials are usually months removed from the crime. A victim would have to fly back to the country in which he or she was robbed in order to testify against the defendant. Since this rarely happens, pickpockets are usually set free or receive but just a small slap on the wrist.

Ways to protect yourself

  • Use a money belt or a sling neck purse. Only carry the money you’ll need for the day in your wallet. If you need more, you can always go to a washroom and take out more cash from your money belt or sling neck purse.
  • Never carry everything in the same container. Don’t carry your wallet, cellphone, cash, passport and other valuables in the same purse or bag.
  • Keep your passport in the hotel’s safe and only carry a photocopy with you. Its also a good idea to give photocopies to family back home who can fax it to you if you lose your passport.
  • If carrying a backpack, never carry it on your back in places where there are a lot of people. Always carry it on your front. Its very easy for someone to unzip and rummage through your backpack if you can’t even see it. I used a messenger bag instead of a backpack and I always had it slung to the front.
  • If carrying a purse or a messenger bag, make sure that the zipper is not facing your back but instead is facing in front of you. Its harder for someone to try to open it if the zipper is in plain view. Never use a purse or bag that only has flaps and no zippers.
  • Sling your purse or messenger bag across your chest. Having a bag that loosely dangles from the shoulder is an easy target for a purse snatcher.
  • Write down your credit card/bank card numbers, health card, driver’s license information and other important documents along with contact numbers and keep them in your hotel’s safe. If things do disappear you’ll have all the information you’ll need to cancel your credit cards/bank cards and it will also be easier to get things replaced when you get back home.
  • Make sure you know where the nearest embassy or consulate of your country is, along with their contact information. Its also a good idea to know the contact numbers for the local police.
  • Don’t dress or act like a tourist! Pickpockets in tourist areas will mostly only hit tourists. Don’t pull out a map in the middle of the street or on the metro. Plan your routes ahead of time. If you need to look at a map, make sure you do so discreetly, like inside a restaurant/cafe or a store.
  • Display confidence. For the most part, pickpockets are a cowardly lot.
  • Never travel alone if you can. Always travel with someone else or a group and make sure to keep an eye on one another.
  • Move around. Its easier for someone to take your wallet or belongings from you if you’re standing still.
  • Men keep your wallets in your front pant pockets. Tight jeans won’t stop a professional pickpocket from stealing it from your back pocket. Jacket pockets are also very easy to pick from.
  • Keep your valuables and jewellery at home. Don’t take something irreplaceable with you. Only wear the absolute necessary jewellery on you.
  • Be alert at metro or train stops where thieves can easily dash on and off the train.
  • Don’t use a fanny pack. Using one is an open invitation for would be theives to steal from you.

Scams

One of the best tricks used by pickpockets is distraction. If you’re busy concentrating on something you won’t notice someone riffling through your purse or taking your wallet. These are some of the most well known cons used by pickpockets in Paris.

  • Someone, usually a teenage girl, will approach you asking if you speak english and if you could translate a piece of paper for her. As you’re busy reading the paper and translating, either the person asking for the translation or a second person will strike. At the time of my vacation, this was rampant at the Arc de Triomphe and the Notre-Dame cathedral.
  • Someone will bump hard into you, hard enough to make you fall. As the ‘good samaritan’ helps you up and makes sure you’re OK, an accomplice will try and steal from you. A similar scam is one where you’ll be sprayed with something. As a good samaritan helps you clean up, he or she is really busy stealing from you.
  • A person will pretend to drop something at your feet. As you’re distracted someone is busy riffling through your stuff.
  • The gold ring scam. Someone will pretend to pick up a fake gold ring from the ground and ask you if its yours. They’ll then insist that you keep it. One of 2 things will happen. Either an accomplice will be stealing from you, or the scam artist will then ask you for money for food in exchange for the ring.
  • In lineups, whether its at the metro, at a museum or climbing the stairs at the Eiffel tower, a person in front of you will abruptly stop, causing everyone to bump into each other. As you’re being bumped from behind, that person may be taking your wallet.
  • An older woman will be overdressed and carrying an overdressed baby on her arm. Usually the arm holding the baby is a fake, with her real arm free to take things from you.
  • Be wary of men holding anything over their arm, like a newspaper or jacket.

Pickpockets can be anyone. They can be a 5 year old child, a well dressed business man, a woman with a baby or a homeless looking gypsy. Be alert and be aware of your surroundings and the people around you. You’re on vacation to enjoy yourself and by being prudent you can ensure that you won’t lose any time from having to deal with things being stolen from you. But even if you are a victim of a pickpocket, you can limit the amount of damage they can do so that you can still have a good and fun vacation.

Sens Watch, July 2nd

Posted: 2nd July 2008 by Luc "Sandman" G. in Hockey

There wasn’t much activity as far as acquisitions go for the Ottawa Senators yesterday. We lost 3 players, 2 of which I wasn’t surprised to see go. As for the 3rd, I was hoping we’d get to keep Stillman, but I guess he’d rather have the money instead of playing in a Canadian hockey city. Hopefully there will be more activity today, as we still need to pick up a defence and a forward. We can also hope that we’ll hear about Vermette and Meszaros re-signing with the team.

2:30pm: Shean Donovan has signed a 2 year deal with the Sens for an undisclosed amount.

3:00pm: Ottawa signs Jarkko Ruutu to a 3.9$ million, 3 year contract.

Sens Watch, July 1st

Posted: 1st July 2008 by Luc "Sandman" G. in Hockey

As July 1st comes around and NHL teams can sign RFAs (Restricted Free Agents) and UFAs (Unrestricted Free Agents), listed below is the activity as it relates to my home team, the Ottawa Senators. There’s a lot of activity happening this afternoon and over the next few days, with every team trying to land players that will make an immediate difference, or to create some breathing room in this cap restricted era. Listed below are the players we have added to our roster as well as those who have moved on to other teams. Once the dust has settled, I’ll analyze the new team from an armchair quarterback’s perspective.

3:40pm: Stillman signs with the Florida Panthers for $10.6 million 3 year contract.

4:27pm: Goaltender Alex Auld signs a 2 year, 2 million dollar deal with Ottawa.

6:00pm: Mike Commodore signs with the Blue Jackets for a 5 year 18.75 million dollar deal

7:37pm: Wade Redden moves to the New York Rangers with a 6 year, $39 million contract.

More to come as news comes in.

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Wandering To the Bus Stop

Posted: 29th June 2008 by Luc "Sandman" G. in Funny & Weird

From News of the weird:


Faced with its Alzheimer’s residents’ tendency to wander away, the Benrath Senior Centre in Dusseldorf, Germany, came up with a novel approach: a fake bus stop (an exact replica of a real one) out front. Straying residents might be attracted to the familiar colors and design of the kiosk (because long-term memory is typically still robust) and wait there for a bus instead of trying to “go home” on foot. But short-term, the resident is typically unaware of how long he has been waiting and will remain until a Centre employee sees him and can guide him back into the home (which often is easy because the resident has by then forgotten why he is sitting there, according to a June dispatch from Berlin in London’s Daily Telegraph). [Daily Telegraph (London)]

Hmmm, I wonder if the guy that came up with the idea ever worked for OC Transpo? So many times I’ve waited at a bus stop for a bus that never came, to the point of almost forgetting why I was there.